Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
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let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
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Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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