What a fucking waste of an outfit
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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