her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
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It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
they're like a gay fantastic four
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
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The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I'm sobbing to NWA
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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