i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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