When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Randomize
