I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
she pinky promised me she was 18
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Randomize
