we're chasing vodka with high fives
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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