I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Randomize
