I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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