In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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