Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
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super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
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It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
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