Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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