mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
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And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
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I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
I forget how to act sober
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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