Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
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