If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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