it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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