and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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