at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
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