she was so not down for the gang bang
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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