We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
You did what with his pubic hair?
Randomize
