Ambien. No doubt about it.
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
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I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
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Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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