Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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