She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
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so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
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I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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