no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
Randomize
