i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
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I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
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I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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