gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
Randomize
