Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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