i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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