my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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