Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
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Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
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Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING