Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
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Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
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He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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