I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I got her a Nickelback box set.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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