shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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