That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
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