Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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