I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
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