he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
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I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
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I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
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