I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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