Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
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you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
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I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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