I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
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