i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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