i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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