i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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