I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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