Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
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