Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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