I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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