the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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