i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
Randomize
