she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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