I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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