I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I'm passing your future prison.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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