On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
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