She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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