I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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